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Pitbulled 

A tactic used in customer service when there is a dispute that needs to be resolved. Most instances when the company is at fault. The customer verbally latches onto a company until the issue is resolved.
I pitbulled them and they finally issued me a refund.
Pitbulled by Megz236 July 27, 2016

Pitbull Suicide

When a person with beer goggles hooks up with another, they will often pass out next to their one-time lover, only to wake up in the morning and realize their conquest was ugly as fuck. No problem, they dress faster than a fireman and hit the front door, never looking back. Occasionally, however, said conquest is lying on the formerly beer-goggled person in such a way that extricating him/herself without waking the other person up would be an impossible task. The pitbull suicide is when a person saws off his/her arm or other appendage in order to avoid waking the fugly person next to him/herself. It can be done with ones own teeth (hence the name "pitbull suicide") or a knife/axe/saw/spork that's within easy reach.
I lost my arm in a Pitbull Suicide last week after I couldn't release it from under the chick's gunt. I'll miss that arm, but I did get out of there without waking her up.
Pitbull Suicide by 960xxx September 30, 2016

Pitbull Rhyming

Rhyming a word in a song with the same word. Named after the singer Pitbull for his bad rhyming in songs.
Pitbull: Me not working hard?
Yeah, right, picture that with a Kodak,
Or better yet, go to Times Square,
Take a picture of me with a Kodak

Me:Oh god the origin of Pitbull Rhyming
Pitbull Rhyming by revington December 30, 2012

Pitbull Cookies 

Cookies infused with weed and unholy souls that will transcend your body to a state or nirvana. These cookies can only be eaten by gods but CAN be made by mortals. The Cookies were originally made after a stoner made a batch of edible cookies but a nuclear bomb destroyed his houses and killed him and after the explosion, scientists found the cookies lying on the ground radiating immense energy. The legendary original batch is at the bottom floor of Area 51 and the first test subject to eat them was erased from existence. The only known mortal to be able to eat these cookies is 2000s American rapper Pitbull, thus the infamous name. No matter how many people have tried to replicate the cookies, nothing comes close to the power of the original batch.
Trevor: "Dude did you make Pitbull cookies?? DONT EAT THEM YOU'LL DIE!!!"
Derek: "I did your mom lol"
Pitbull Cookies by Jsweezey2000 December 30, 2020

Preston Pitbull 

A safety manuever used in a canadian penetentary setting. When forced to give prison felatio treat the other prisoner good and as soon as you hear the first sign of pleasure (usually a moan of some sort) lock your jaw as a pitbull would and jerk your head from side to side like a dog with a pull toy. This has two possible outcomes you get shanked or you never have to use this manuever again.
"sure ill give u head ill treat you good too" but as soon as you moan I'll chomp and rip ur dick off just like a Preston Pitbull! Sack ya quick
Preston Pitbull by Samuel Leblanc September 30, 2009
1) a breed of dog that is often stereotyped as being violent

2) a rapper who is as talented as a bag of shit
What a cute little pitbull puppy...

OH GOD, not Pitbull again, can someone PLEASE put him to sleep?
Pitbull by p567 April 24, 2009