(N). A nude selfie. A photograph taken by yourself and posted on social media, of yourself, naked. Considered by some folk to be the lowest denominator of vanity in the Social Media Age.

See also: "selfie" (self photo) and "belfie" (bum selfie).

"Celebrity X posted a nelfie on Twitter. Not a stitch to be seen!"

nelfie by ZZJJ January 3, 2014

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nelfred

Nelfred is an amazing human being, he is a loving father. He IS AMAZING IN SO MANY WAYS. He will go above and beyond for you just to make you happy.

you know my dad nelfred is like the best dad ever.

nelfred by im just someone August 25, 2019

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Nelfis

A very strange and unique specimen. A Nelfis is a short goblin-like creature that is left-handed and plays tennis. Even with it’s very short stature, A Nelfis specimen can be quite fierce when it is challenged by its natural enemy, an Anthony. Even with these facts, only one Nelfis remains in existence existence, with the rest of them dying off before 2200 B.C. It is also theorized that this Nelfis was involved in the plot of 9/11.

That man seems really Nelfisy.
You’re really being a Nelfis right now.
I deployed a Nelfis Hut in Clash Royale!

Nelfis by Upward_Canoe June 12, 2023

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Nelfies

Like nudes, only better. Nelfies are the type of nudes you only get from that special someone. Nelfies are the nudes in which you see the senders face, completely unfiltered with no makeup. Nelfies can be taken naked, entirely up to you.

Sandra sent her boyfriend, Tom, some nelfies to show him how much she really loved him. Tom then told her he loved her and showed all his bros her nelfies.

Nelfies by Lordpotatochip March 9, 2015

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