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pay-per-view 

when one hires a hooker to shit on a glass top surface (such as a coffee table) while they lie below and watch
I paid that ho $20 for a pay-per-view last night.
pay-per-view by hoo heater March 8, 2009

pay per view

A fist fight that is actally free and will probably never be aired on television because it's just a couple of drunk losers about to beat eachother up outside the bar on a friday night.
Randy shagged Jeffs girlfriend at the party last night so I'm expecting the pay per view to be sometime this week.
pay per view by Rontastic July 30, 2006

Pay-Per-View Girlfriend 

Usually a call girl, but sometimes an exotic dancer. In recent years, it's also become associated with any gold-digger.
Looks like Nick got him a Pay-Per-View Girlfriend. I hope he's getting a full oil and lube out of it.

Deja-pay-per-view 

That uncanny feeling, when you recognize a real life situation, and realize you've seen it previously in a porn flick.
Did you see who delivered the pizza? Super hot blonde, barely 20 years old! I had a total deja-pay-per-view when she said "who ordered the one with extra sausage?"

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004