make mud

1. the act of taking a less than solid shit
2. taking a shit with a muddy consistancy

after drinking all that beer and eating all those chili cheese dogs last night, I'm probably going to make mud all day tomorrow

by the mule July 27, 2006

Making Mud

When one male in a homosexual couple inserts a hose into his anus and fills it with water, essentially making mud with the fecal matter for his partners enjoyment during penetration.

Hernandez removes his sequin covered G and slowly inserts a hose into his love hole. Alfredo turns on the tap till his love emits a little squeal of delight and then in one quick movement yanks the hose and slams his throbbing man meat into the moist hole with a satisfying squelch....Making Mud

by SpikeyMonkey April 2, 2009

making mud

The act of defecation.

If you're looking for Mike, he's in the bathroom making mud.

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..

Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

by Klankneptune February 12, 2024

make mud

The act of urinating into someone's butthole.

Sarah: "He wants to pee in my butt!"
Darren: "Ah. Sounds like somebody wants to make mud."

by buddymuddy May 4, 2018