noodle brain

Someone who is a bit confused or slow minded. Used in a context of endearment most of the time.

"Where are my glasses?"
"You're wearing them, noodle brain!"

by Commander Fluffy July 24, 2006

Noodle-brain

when someone is sooo dumb that there brain doesnt function properly, has a very bad memory that their brain is literally a bunch of noodles. (very mushy noodles

Alyssa: Omg i took a wiz in the bush over there...hold up wheres my dog
Amber: Alyssa your wiz stinks

Charlotte: Omg you forgot your dog you've been walking a leash

Both: your such a noodle-brain
Alyssa: duhhhhh

by dirty facts May 10, 2019