A human pop-tart. Dull, tasteless and full of shit. Frequently used to describe twats like that cunt Darius from Fame Academy.
Shut it BGiE, ya poptard!
by jiro August 14, 2003
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a kinder, gentlier name for retard
my group is full of poptards
by only one miguel July 20, 2006
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Short form of "poopentart", literally a sweet pastry shell covering a thin vein of monkey ca-ca
"Stop talking like a poopentart, BGIE!"
by Peej Maybe August 20, 2003
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a clever mix between retard and pop tart...because they go together so well
hey poptard, want a pop tart? No? You're gay.
by donald anderson January 14, 2010
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an extremely peppy and probably very annoying retard. most likely eats a lot of poptarts
gosh jane, you're such a poptard!
oh my god that poptard is SOO annoyingly happy!
by shmane January 12, 2010
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Poptard(s) (pronounced: pop-tarts).

Those who constantly pop drugs such as ecstasy in relation to e-tards.
"Damn, he's a poptard, he pops everytime he goes to the club and at every party."
by GoodLifee December 17, 2009
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