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Patchway 

a small village type place in Bristol, by Cribbs Causeway. Patchway is full of mostly poor people chavs and old people. which are all the same thing. most of the inhabitants of Patchway will live and die there, most being born in southmeed hospital, going to Patchway comunity Collage (was Patchway High), getting pregnent/someone pregnent, getting a council house in Patchway, then after having a family of gobbie shites, will die in Patchway. Patchway has everything to cater to the needs of its populus, 3 places to drink, a spar shop, a fire station, a chemists, a doctors, a council housing office, a postoffice (the que's on benifits day are amasing! and also a very large Asda when half the village can get a job.
the number 75 bus can be caught to Patchway.
Patchway by missvelika July 13, 2006
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Patchway Community School 

Patchway Community School, is a school placed in UK, England, it is the shitties school that ever existed.
Yoooo, George ya are from Patchway Community School? Too bad, because it's shit!

Patchway Whore 

It is a person of high standards until she has had a drink and starts acting in a whore-ish manner! For example if you are on a night out she would be the first one to take her bra off and be in a wet tshirt competition, dancing on a bar in slag pants, loving the attention from men!!

#PW #wettshirt #haventreallygotanystandards #alwaysonetoomany

Restorative Enhanced Diversion For Youth Pathway 

REDFYP is a youth club for future car thieves, burglars, rapists, drug traffickers, pedophiles, cock suckers for crack and common criminals in Los Angeles County. It’s regarded as a training program for criminals and a provider of job security for law-enforcement of all levels for decades to come.
BREAKING NEWS: The serial pedophile labeled “The Night Stroker of Los Angeles” was finally convicted today. Fun fact, he was a graduate of the Los Angeles County DA’s "Restorative Enhanced Diversion For Youth Pathway” program back in 2021.

Pathway to Possible 

A positive and inspiring way to ask a lady if you can go in.
After multiple healthy activities and high-fives, she agreed on the Pathway to Possible.
Pathway to Possible by Uhhh...Email December 23, 2019

Pathway to Paradise 

The thick, short line of hair leading from a man's belly button down to his pubic hair.
"In retrospect, getting my belly button pierced to accentuate my pathway to paradise was a bad idea."
Pathway to Paradise by Suck It Wilde September 4, 2009

urban pathways 

Urban pathway is a trash ass school in downtown Pittsburgh, DON’T GO THERE, I REPEAT, DON’T GO THERE. (But if you do be careful)
I still hate that school urban pathways
urban pathways by Unknown Keira November 14, 2018