a small village type place in Bristol, by Cribbs Causeway. Patchway is full of mostly poor people chavs and old people. which are all the same thing. most of the inhabitants of Patchway will live and die there, most being born in southmeed hospital, going to Patchway comunity Collage (was Patchway High), getting pregnent/someone pregnent, getting a council house in Patchway, then after having a family of gobbie shites, will die in Patchway. Patchway has everything to cater to the needs of its populus, 3 places to drink, a spar shop, a fire station, a chemists, a doctors, a council housing office, a postoffice (the que's on benifits day are amasing! and also a very large Asda when half the village can get a job.
the number 75 bus can be caught to Patchway.
a big city, very yucky, but like all large English cities, wealth bilt on the slave trade, not that ne on would admit it. theres the docks, a tower and tons of satues when you find traffic cones, some crappy fountins, which mostly contain bubbles. theres a mall and also a city center, with more shops (average highstreet names)The city is broken down in to sevral areas each varing in population types and scummyness. ranging from clifton, a posh place where people love the smell of there own farts, to other areas such as southmead, which has a hospital and an average family iq of 12. Bristol is also multi cultural, thisis limited to a few choise areas, like st pauls, and east ville. there are also lots of works from isanbard kingdom brunell, and the guy who played darth vader is from southmeed.
Bristol were pirates once came from.