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Sleeper car 

A boring looking car that could beat a high performance car in quarter mile drag race
Lamborghini car owner: let’s see if your hunk of junk can beat my lambo

Sleeper car owner: yeah sure

*they race*

Sleeper owner: YOU JUST GOT BEATEN BY A SLEEPER CAR!

*race ends*
Sleeper car by Newah August 9, 2021

sleeper car 

sleeper car /slēpər kär/ (noun): A chick that looks like a prude and seems shy, but as soon as she has a few drinks or you get her alone, she's up on in!
Dude 1: "Man, that chick I met at the library last night was a free-eak!"

Dude 2: "The chick in the frumpy brown sweater?"

Dude 1: "Total sleeper car, bro."

Dude 2: "Nice!"
sleeper car by Melba_Toast July 28, 2011

carpet sweeper 

A person renowned for avoiding conversation topics and issues of life by using remedies such as redirection, minimisation, avoidance and dismissiveness.
A person who actively replaces the significance and importance of a subject or issue that has been raised for discussion with an insignificant, unrelated, unimportant, off topic alternative for the purpose of avoiding the initial topic or issue.
A person with a reputation for refusing to address required conversations that are commonly considered as essential to occur in order for remedial outcomes.

A person who has a reputation for intentionally avoiding the addressing of issues or topics they deem as difficult or uncomfortable by steering the discussion or conversation away from a particular topic at hand to a completely different topic.
“She is such a carpet sweeper always sweeping the terrible things she has done under the rug”

“ everyone in that family are a bunch of carpet sweepers, they never talk about the terrible things their clan did in this community and somehow if I address it with any of them the conversation always ends up being about how many wonderful kittens they sold at the markets last year”