2 definitions by Newah

People with unrealistic martial arts skills that wear black pjs
If you can’t beat Chuck Noris or Bruce lee in one hit, you are not a ninja

If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja

If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja

If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja

If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja

If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes.

You get the idea: you are not a ninja
by Newah August 3, 2021
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A boring looking car that could beat a high performance car in quarter mile drag race
Lamborghini car owner: let’s see if your hunk of junk can beat my lambo

Sleeper car owner: yeah sure

*they race*

Sleeper owner: YOU JUST GOT BEATEN BY A SLEEPER CAR!

*race ends*
by Newah August 10, 2021
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