Anti-tastic

The state of an object or situation being so good that it is either painfull or detrimental.

"Crack is anti-tastic." or, "It was totally anti-tastic when that robot threw your car in the lake."

Anti-tastic by Thom K. July 9, 2006

anti-poon tactic 

Any action that hinders or delays the receiving of poon.

Being amish is considered to be one of the highest
anti-poon tactics known to man.

Speaking, looking, or acting like Richard Simmons is an anti-poon tactic.

Having a tatoo of your ex girlfriend's name anywhere on your body is an anti-poon tactic.

anti-poon tactic by Hott4u6908 September 11, 2007