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Mrs. Robinson 

1) Anne Bancroft's character in The Graduate.
2) A wonderful song by Simon and Garfunkel.
3) A term used to describe an older woman who likes to seduce younger men (ex. Stifler's mom in American Pie)
1) I just watched The Graduate this weekend and I loved that seduction scene between Ben and Mrs. Robinson!
2) Mrs. Robinson is one of my favorite Simon and Garfunkel songs.
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson,
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
God bless you, please Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray,
Hey, hey, hey
3) Jake's mom is such a Mrs. Robinson, she tried to seduce me when I came over to do our science project!
Mrs. Robinson by Mikitira July 9, 2006
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Mrs. Robinson 

The rudimentary Cougar, or MILF; as derived from the film "The Graduate" (1968)
"Dude, your mom is like THE cougar in this neighborhood. She's a straight up Mrs. Robinson."
Mrs. Robinson by The Master Dutch October 6, 2009

Mrs. Robinson 

an older woman who pursues men in their late teens and early twenties for sex.
My job is full of Mrs. Robinsons. Most of the women are at least twenty years older than me and they're the only ones hitting on me.
Mrs. Robinson by Chris Norton October 1, 2008

Mrs. Robinson 

A local babysitter who "breaks in" the teen boys that she babysits.
"Bro, I didn't think I wanted to be babysat, I mean I'm 14 for cryin' out loud! But this 17-year-old chick comes over and she turns out to be a total Mrs. Robinson. I rocked the bed with that one!"
Mrs. Robinson by 6DI9 September 11, 2015

Mrs. Robinson 

A very annoying person who is constantly nagging at you. She is the most picky person you will ever meet.
My mom was being such a Mrs. Robinson that day .

Mrs. Robinson 

One with whom a person engages in sexual intercourse in anticipation of a long-pursued romantic interest finally putting out.
“Sounded like you had fun last night. Was that Becky?”
“Our date isn’t until Friday, that was just me and Mrs. Robinson practicing the Guatemalan Gardener.”
Mrs. Robinson by Karma Sutra March 23, 2020

Mrs. Robinson 

Mrs. Robinson

Who that girl? Oh la, la, la, la, la
Song by Eve.

Crush on this.

BEn
Mrs. Robinson: Hey Ben! What's up?
Ben: Shut up, crazy girl!
Mrs. Robinson: Why you mad? Aren't you making money?
Ben: None of your business. Leave me alone.

You, dike, transvestite, fat b&tch.
Mrs. Robinson: Wow, you're so woke.