facedesk
The act of planting one's face into a desk at high speeds usually due to embarrasment or frustration.
facedesk by SuikoxYohn July 7, 2006
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Similar to facepalm or headdesk, but a combination thereof.
Used to indicate an excessively stupid comment or action which neither facepalm or headdesk can adequately describe.
Used to indicate an excessively stupid comment or action which neither facepalm or headdesk can adequately describe.
User1: DUDE! I JUST SAW SOME CRAZY STUFF!
User2: What stuff?
User1: Two squirrels came up to the window and started eating each other!
User2: ...
User1: Or maybe big cats, or possibly two dogs and a chipmunk...
User2: *facedesk*
User2: What stuff?
User1: Two squirrels came up to the window and started eating each other!
User2: ...
User1: Or maybe big cats, or possibly two dogs and a chipmunk...
User2: *facedesk*
facedesk by reversethepolarity August 10, 2009
facedesk
A term invented and used by trolls, children and people who are mentally impaired to demonstrate their desperate need to tell others that facepalm is not strong enough to express their objection to a previous statement.
Facedesk is commonly represented by a crude demotivational poster including a picture of a person with their head pressed against a desk and the word Facedesk either on the picture or underneath. This is used as a desperate attempt to enhance the impact of the term.
Facedesk would fit between the more commonly used facepalm and wallbash.
Facedesk is commonly represented by a crude demotivational poster including a picture of a person with their head pressed against a desk and the word Facedesk either on the picture or underneath. This is used as a desperate attempt to enhance the impact of the term.
Facedesk would fit between the more commonly used facepalm and wallbash.
Fair enough, I've got a fast Internet connection and I haven't even played online. I see Gran Turismo as a game to play alone to get the money and buy cars to do certain races, and tune the cars up. Racing with AI is fun, and racing against the clock is fun as hell as well!
All I do when I think of "online" in GT5 is...
FACEDESK
BECAUSE SOMETIMES, PALMS AREN'T ENOUGH
All I do when I think of "online" in GT5 is...
FACEDESK
BECAUSE SOMETIMES, PALMS AREN'T ENOUGH
facedesk by FireDragon7 December 11, 2010
/facedesk
Verb
When something really stupid happens, or is said on the internet, and the person at the computer desks head falls from the normal position and hits the desk in utter dumbfounded-ness
When something really stupid happens, or is said on the internet, and the person at the computer desks head falls from the normal position and hits the desk in utter dumbfounded-ness
/facedesk by Kellenjoy Katherine August 18, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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