Shmuffalo

A large disgusting beast of indeterminate sexual gender. Commonly seen as a cross between a She-Male and a buffalo.

Theresa the shmuffalo has a huge set of balls.

Shmuffalo by George Littlebear July 3, 2006

shuffology 

the study of figuring out one's future through shuffle on an mp3 player or other such similar device

Sarah: I wonder how my week's going to be!
John: Try shuffology!
Sarah: Ok.. it gave me basket case.. looks like a hectic week..

shuffology by Seer441 January 25, 2009

Snuffalouphagous 

A wonderful sexual act, with the utmost degree of diffuculty.

The act is successfully performed when a woman is sitting in the toilet facing backwards and taking a shit while giving a man a grumpkin while the man is taking a shit in the tank (an upper decker).

Best performed on a public toilet, "friends" toilet, or at work.

The reverse technique with the woman recieving head on the tank from a man on the toilet is referred to as a cookie monster.

Dude A: How was your weekend?

Dude B: Great, I talked my wife into a Snuffalouphagous on Saturday. She wanted a Cookie Monster on Sunday but I said no way.

Dude A: Word

Snuffalouphagous by bfunk_brian April 6, 2009

Sluffalo

Noun: Halloween costume for great-looking women.

Derived from the words "slutty buffalo," because Seffalo ("sexy buffalo") sounded too much like a horrible infection. Costume consists of furry hat with horns, furry skirt, and furry leg warmers. Perfect for America themed Halloween parties because buffalo and sluttiness are very American.

Those sluffalo look like slutty buffalo!

I love Halloween because of all of the sluffalo running around.

That herd of sluffalo is HOT!

Sluffalo by Ween2011 October 13, 2011

snuffalog 

Cute guinea pig called dandilion

He's such a snuffalog

snuffalog by Guineapig0804 November 20, 2016

Shufflomancy

The discerning of signs, portents & omens from the songs chosen by one's mp3 player on random shuffle.

First coined by Kristopher Logan

"I found out my fortune by shufflomancy today."

"One can use shufflomancy to determine one's fate."

Shufflomancy by marliemellow April 15, 2009

Smufalo 

Eating A Monkeys Asshole And Sucking It's Dirty Monkey Chode

Steve went to the zoo but he got to Smufalo All The Little Monkeys And it was disgusting

Smufalo by SquillBill October 22, 2012