Bareback Mountain

Alt. name for that movie tale of cowboy starfish spearing. Given how quickly the boys get down to business in that cosy little tent of theirs, it just makes a kind of sense.

"Well, there were no condom dispensers on the open range in those days, so they should have called it Bareback Mountain".
"Wise words my friend. Pass the nachos".

Bareback Mountain by Satandog March 25, 2006

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bareback mountain

A play on words combining two terms:

1. Brokeback Mountain, a movie about two homosexual sheep herders who become involved in a relationship that must be kept secret due to societal standards and well as their own safety.

2. Bareback, a term for unprotected anal sex.

It has become insanely played out joke, told usually in offices and other places of work by that unfunny guy who gets all his jokes from mailing lists.

Hurr, Brokeback Mountain? More like BAREBACK Mountain 'cus of all the homo-buttsexing lol!!!111one

bareback mountain by MacTaco September 4, 2008

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Bareback Mountain

A combonation of two terms:

1. Brokeback Mountain, a movie about two homosexual sheep herders who become involved in a relationship that must be kept secret due to societal standards and well as their own safety.

2. Bareback, a term for unprotected anal sex.

This combonation seeks to point out the homosexual aspects of the movie.

Brokeback Mountain? More like Bareback Mountain due to all of the prominent homosexual themes within plot of the film!

Bareback Mountain by Tightrope g. September 4, 2008

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Bareback Mounting

Parody of the Academy Award winning movie Brokeback Mountain.

Did you see that new movie Bareback Mounting? It stars Jake Gyllenballs and sHeath Lover.

Bareback Mounting by Gary the Great April 6, 2006

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Bareback Mounting

The renaming of the gay cowboy movie by popular conservative radio host Michael Savage.

Someone: Brokeback Mountain was so gay!

Someone else: You mean Bareback Mounting?

Bareback Mounting by anon_is_anon May 13, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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