Melvin'd

To start an evening with the intention of only having 1 or 2 drinks only to be pushed

in to a lot more till standing becomes a struggle and inevitably passing out.

I got melvin'd last night.
She F**king Melvin’d me last night.

by OldGhostDog June 21, 2019

Melvin'd

Losing large amounts of money to a bunch of self described retarded persons.

Melvin Capital loses billions of dollars to self described Apes who shove crayons up their noses in the stock market.

My husband really Melvin'd our finances betting on hamster races.

Man, I really Melvin'd myself betting the Cowboys would win the Superbowl.

by DodgerCol January 27, 2022

Melvin'd

To have an Incredibly Small Penis due to obscene whether conditions or natural disability.

Im fuckin melvin'd
Get ya melvin out
How big is it melvin?

by Whiggam June 29, 2006