Hodgeing

Pronounced hodge-ing:

Hodgeing verb is the art of sitting around in a lazy manner while slightly, or haveing the appearences of, being hung over.

The standard method of hodgeing requires the use of a lawn chair, but recently it has been addapted to any chair shaped object avalible.

Hodgeing is normally done by a leader or supervisor type that sits around doing nothing while others are hard at work.

Hurdler #1: Look over there, the hurdleing coach is hodgeing off again.

Hurdler #2: Yeah, that lazy ass good for nothing. what do we pay him for anyway?

Hurdler #1: Dunno... beats the hell outa me

Hodgeing by Brooke&Melissa June 28, 2006

Hodging 

When a person denies or ignores incidences of racism and instead choses to focus on obfuscation or attacking those who call out racism.

Instead of criticising the racist comments that were made, he was hodging by attacking the accuracy of some peripheral facts.

Hodging by Hodging July 3, 2020

hodging 

When a women or sexually confused man (or family member in willows) not only inserts the full length of the erect penis into his or her mouth but also holds both balls in the mouth as well.

That girl was a pro she was hodging me while watching TV.

hodging by The Newt April 1, 2008

Hodging 

Adjective: Butting in to a conversation you have nothing to do with, just to insert your own opinion, often preceded by stalking around those conversing in anticipation

When Hodging is done properly, It will always be preceeded by the word "Hodging" in order to inform the group that you are about to seriously piss them off

Man: What do you think of the weather today?
Woman: Its lovely don't you agree?
"Hodge": Hodging! This one time, I was drinking Bud Light, at a Saint Louis Cardinals game... and who do you think showed up but NELLY!

Hodging by The Real Zman May 26, 2012

Hedgeing 

Partaking in anal sex whilst in a bush.

"I was caught hedgeing after that party"

Hedgeing by _Arist0crat November 15, 2019

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