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Based upon MP Lembit Opik who was going out with Sian Lloyd the weather girl and dumped her for a cheeky girl.
It basically means someone who has been a bit of an idiot, made mistakes everyone else can see but is oblivious to them or can just be applied to anything anyone that is stupid.
As in: "You Lembit" or "He's a right Lembit" or "You sneaky cheating Lembit!"
Lembit by Big Bren September 7, 2007
Idiot, muppet, fool etc.

Comes from MP Lembit Opik who ditched his fine weather girl wife Sian Lloyd for one of the stick-thin, vampire-like cheeky girls.
'That bloke's a proper lembit'
lembit by Yoxall September 15, 2007

LeBitch James

Derogatory term to identify NBA player LeBron James after habitual instances of questionable actions.

i.e. Cramping up during Game 1 of 2014 Finals as if it were that time of the month, The "Decision".
Your juvenile antics are reminiscent of lebitch james

lesbitude 

Simply put, lesbian attitude. A kind of attitude only lesbians can really give... it reek of lesbianism (not neccesarily in a good or bad way.. it just... is very lesbian).
"Don't give me that lesbitude!"

"Haha, your friend has such lesbitude, it's awesome"
lesbitude by Diamanda Graves July 7, 2008

Lezbitching 

Adj: When a lesbian is bitching about something.
— The lesbian equivalent of “mansplaining.”
Margaret was lezbitching all day about how hot the weather was.

lesbitarian 

a bookish, often bespectacled member of the flat-shoe wearing community. May be confused with a heterosexual, dowdy female
Look at the girl with the books, do you reckon she's a lesbitarian?
lesbitarian by nathdogg September 24, 2003