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Fishfingers and Custard 

The only food that the Doctor (Matt Smith) likes after regenerating. Amelia Pond has this in her freezer, and the Doctor finds it only after he tried almost every other food in Amelia's house.
I need... I need... I need....... Fishfingers and Custard!

*The Doctor gets a custard mustache*

Amelia Pond: Funny.

pedophilic fishfingers 

1. Old farts who hang around playgrounds looking for "fishfingers."
2. Pedophiles with fingers that smell like fish.
Bruce: Son, stay away from that old man, he is another one of those pedophilic fishfingers.
Son: Shouldn't we help him Dad?
Bruce: That's exactly what he wants.

Amanda: Ewww, gross. Have you taken a whiff of his pedophilic fish fingers.
Susan: I know, the last girl he played with must have smelt aweful.
Jess: Hey, my vag doesn't smell that bad!

fishfingers 

The results of fingering a woman. Called fishfingers due the the smell of fish from the womans pussy left on the fingers.
Aw man! I got fishfingers after fingering jessica last night. I need to wash my hands!

Harry Fistinger 

The act of inserting the fist into a female's vaginal region who hasn't shaved her pubic hair in months.
Janelle relaxed on the sofa as her boyfriend welcomed her babyhole to a Harry Fistinger.
Harry Fistinger by Felkon March 30, 2010

fisfinger 

Fisinger is an action by a person who sits on a sofa (with a MacBook Pro on his lap), and calmly farts in his hands in pride and joy, while looking into another person's soul while doing that. The term stems from the 1969 James Bond movie titled "Goldfinger" merged from the Norwegian word fart. Merged together "is" and "finger" , hence "Fisfinger".
Ahh man, when I took a Tommy Lee on my local girl last night, I took a peek out of the window and saw a lad sitting in an Aston Martin and he pulled a fisfinger.
fisfinger by dwarfmaster98 May 20, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026