1) A term used to describe the act of cruising a red light district without any intention of actually picking up a whore, you just drive around and look at those skanky assed hookers and laugh at the state of them and wonder what on earth could possess someone to pay for that kind of shit.
You may also chose to drive at the kind of speed that makes them think that you may be in the market, watch them start to approach you car and speed off. Laughing.
2) The act of showing someone around a local red light district so they may see what kind of merchandise is on offer. This is particularly useful when you have lonely relatives in from out of town.
You may also chose to drive at the kind of speed that makes them think that you may be in the market, watch them start to approach you car and speed off. Laughing.
2) The act of showing someone around a local red light district so they may see what kind of merchandise is on offer. This is particularly useful when you have lonely relatives in from out of town.
1) Dude A: "Shit dude, I'm bored. Let's go on a whore-tour and laugh at some skanky assed bitches."
Dude B: "Okay dude, roll up a fat one and let's go."
Dude A: "Hell yeah!"
2) Dude C: "And this is where you can come if you're feeling a bit lonely while I'm on my nightshift tonight as you're in from out of town and a bit of a sad, lonely old bastard."
Dude D: "Excellent. May I borrow your car later if I drop you at you place of employment?"
Dude C: " No fucking way, man!!"
Dude B: "Okay dude, roll up a fat one and let's go."
Dude A: "Hell yeah!"
2) Dude C: "And this is where you can come if you're feeling a bit lonely while I'm on my nightshift tonight as you're in from out of town and a bit of a sad, lonely old bastard."
Dude D: "Excellent. May I borrow your car later if I drop you at you place of employment?"
Dude C: " No fucking way, man!!"
by MPCmonkey June 2, 2006
When you go on a temporary period of having no boundaries or standards, typically a crisis following the downfall on a relationship.
Kyle: "hey dude sorry about the divorce! How is your ex?"
Greg: "fuck her she is on her whore tour, she has no standards."
Greg: "fuck her she is on her whore tour, she has no standards."
by Menotyourmom6969 May 8, 2016
1. A female working on a touring show who seems to have no real stage or production skills. Usually does menial tasks and does little manual labor. Really gets paid to have relations with the male members of the show's crew.
2. A term used to call a female stageworker's skills into question. An insult directed at females on stage.
2. A term used to call a female stageworker's skills into question. An insult directed at females on stage.
1. She was never good enough to work big shows when she was trying, but now that she's a tour whore she just stays on the bus and is in demand!
2. When she couldn't figure out how to tie a clove hitch, I called her a tour whore.
2. When she couldn't figure out how to tie a clove hitch, I called her a tour whore.
by his equestrian majesty July 24, 2006