diddly-poo 

Zero, nothing, nada. Sometimes used during post-game press conferences to describe the performance of the team, particularly on offense.

"We didn't do diddly-poo offensively." --Jim Mora Sr.

diddly-poo by J-Smoove June 1, 2006

Diddly Poo 

Something the New Orleans Saints didn't do offensively.

"We didn't do diddly poo offensively."
- Jim Mora

Diddly Poo by Nougatz January 20, 2009

Poo Diddy

When you think you have to take a huge shit and it turns out to just be a little nugget.

I thought i was gonna overflow the water in the toilet with a giant turd and it just turned out to be a little poo diddy.

Poo Diddy by Elohdaeh February 12, 2014

Poo Diddy

When you’re about to ejaculate on a victim, and you instead turn around and ass-to-face fart on them.

“Yeah bro not kidding! On April fools, I about to bust on my girl’s face and I pulled a Poo Diddy and whipped my shit around a took a massive fart on her tongue.” - Brady

Poo Diddy by Brady Kenny October 17, 2021

diddlydoo 

A bit crazy

After last night, he/she went a bit diddlydoo post-hangover.

diddlydoo by MBTW January 30, 2020

Diddle the pooter

1)A form of playing with the anatomy of a vagina that arouses sensual and sexual feelings and pleasures.
2)What a guy wants to do when he reaches his hands down your draws.
3)Redneckology for fingering or dick teasing a pussy.

1)"So I took her home and diddled her pooter but I didn't make it to home plate."
2)"Girl you know that brother only wants to diddle the pooter"
3)"Dang, there's only one thing that look on a woman could mean.... He diddled the pooter and turned out to be a one-pump chump."

Diddle the pooter by Bird Dog December 11, 2006

diddle the pooter

the act of inserting a finger(s) into a male or female butt hole

im telling you dude you need to go over there and diddle the pooter, she will love you forever

diddle the pooter by kidnamedkain March 7, 2011