JobHunting

1. (n) Something you should probably be doing instead of reading this definition

2. (v) An time consuming and activity, usually done for the sole purpose of getting out ofyour mothers basement

3. (v) In rare cases, searching for jobs, unless being used in a conversation with your mother then it turns into code for "watching porn"

4. (n) A race for low level, underpaid employment, usually won by Mexican Immigrants.

5. (v) What Gary Coleman does on his weekend, often times at gas stations, with Mexicans

1. Mother: Pee Wee, youve been on you computer all day!

Pee Wee Herman: Umm, nothing mother, just jobhunting!

2. Man,Im so broke, I should probably go jobhunting.

JobHunting by PeanutButter from Chicago March 31, 2009

job hunting 

The act of applying for jobs with the intent of hooking up.

Harold: Dude, I went to a few department stores today, and fine mamis were all over the place. I'm about to go job hunting there tomorrow.

job hunting by the Little Kid May 30, 2006

forensic job hunting 

to dig deep into previous jobs & career history and find potential new sources of jobs with prior work associates

I haven't seen Bob in 10 years; but my forensic job hunting skills have tracked him down and he's now working with the government in a senior management role, maybe he has a job for me?

forensic job hunting by One Big Man April 3, 2009