America's #1 commodity from America! He is one of Leland the cough drop's
friends, and has starred in over 30,000 movies all by himself. Such as, "3, 2, 1,
Dr. Tran," "Operation: Dr. Tran," "Oh Shit, It's Dr. Tran," "'Q' is For Dr. Tran," and many, many more. He sells
ice from a store outside his house, and has had many adventures with his friend Hotel Soap. He has his own fan mail show, and he owns a Ph.D. in KICKING YOUR
ASS! And he will kill your mother with a broken lawn chair.