purple cobra

Penis with a large, swollen, purple head due to being constrained in a bondage device. The head (glans penis) turns purple and swells from lack of circulation. While it doesn't flatten like a cobra's hood, the head does swell so it becomes larger similar to a cobra's hood.

He put the cock ring on too tight and now he's got a purple cobra.

by Bucko McCane May 19, 2006

purple cobras

a group of friends and brothers, that optimize the epitome of being cool, pull mad bitches (mad in the sense of hot and a lot), are just all-around chillers/blazers, and have their home lair always labeled "The Pit"

The gang of purple cobras currently attending USC

by purplecobra4life November 18, 2009

Purple cobra

One who thinks (s)he is cool but in reality is not; ranks above poons and unterpoons

George W. Bush is a purple cobra

by Kingmaker May 16, 2006

purple thunder cobras

Proven by a team of highly trained nuclear physicists to be the greatest band to ever have lived. Bring ladies out of their seats and get naked in under 3 seconds. Truly jizztastic.

Tim: Holy gosh the purple thunder cobras just blew my ear drums out of my ass in a shocking flash of lightning explosionivolcanocho

Led Zeppelin: Ditto

The Beatles: Wow PTC is so much better than us

Beethoven: Grease me up PTC!

by randomherochris December 21, 2008