kwazoo 

When you get completely blizted and have sex with a kangeroo.

Man: I got so kwazooed last night!

kwazoo by kwazoo May 17, 2006

anal kazoo 

The act of putting a kazoo up someone's ass and then playing a song with the other end, preferably theme songs from 80's tv shows.

Ping: I sure could go for another anal kazoo.

Dean: I just gave you an anal kazoo last night. Can I at least stop playing the theme song from Chips? You get too excited and always shit all over my face.

anal kazoo by Bazinga728 October 30, 2010

Kazookie 

A Kazookie is a cookie melted halfway in a microwave with ice cream on top. Real good!

Pronounced: Kah-Zoo-Key

Want to try a Kazookie? or I just made a Kazookie mom!

Kazookie by Earl T July 13, 2017

Kazooie 

Loud or rambunctious person or thing. Typically used when describing a person, and/or the sound someone makes when talking through a mask.

A cop chased a robber kazooie. The person sounded kazooie

Kazooie by carmink194 March 23, 2021

booze kazoo 

The breathalyzer interlock device you blow into to be able to start your car.

Gerald can't drive his car without his booze kazoo.

booze kazoo by Hairdo December 2, 2013

Kansas Kazoo 

The sexual act of vibrating the pussy so fast that it creates a humming sound.

We tried for hours, but i finally heard the Kansas Kazoo. She screamed with pleasure so loud her jaw popped out.

Kansas Kazoo by M-Chill December 21, 2012

cancer kazoo

An electrolarynx, akin to a megaphone or Mr. Microphone, only it is held to a blowhole in the throat after the larynx has been removed due to diseases like Cancer. The resulting "voice" is very buzzy, throaty, and monotone - but it's all you got at that point. What's sadder is that a lot of the people in this situation smoked a truckload of cigarettes along the way, and they usually look somewhat "weathered", "leathery", or "rugged" to add a visual scare with the auditory one.

Ned from South Park wears a cancer kazoo on his left wrist.

I thought a Cylon from the original Battlestar Galactica series was talking to me, but it was just a guy with a cancer kazoo.

cancer kazoo by Popehat2 December 9, 2007