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Suck mah balls 

In replacment with the phrases
A)"I told you so"
B) "I dont care"
C) "of course"
D) in juxtapositioning with "i dunno!"
E) "suck my penis"
F)"I love you"
G)"Is it time to eat yet?"
H)"Where's the car?"
I)in frustration and/or excitment!
J)or in agreement
A) Jim : Damn that bitch was a hoe!
Fred: Suck mah Balls!

B) Jim : Youre gonna fail the test man.
Fred: ah the test could suck mah balls.

C) (knock on Freds door)
Fred: Who's there?
Jim : Dis dick!
Fred: Suck Mah Balls

D) Jim : dood wheres mah car
Fred: I dunno, suck mah balls

E) Fred: Hey Jim
Jim : what?
Fred: Suck mah balls!

F) Jim : Hey Fred Suck mah balls!
Fred: Suck mah balls too man...suck mah balls (*tear*)

G) Fred: ey Suck mah balls?
Jim : in a bit.

H) Jim : ey Suck mah balls?
Fred: i dunno, suck mah balls

I) Fred: I lost your Quake 4 man sorry
Jim : SUCK MAH BALLS! you better get that shit back its only $30 now!
Fred: SUCK MAH BALLS! Sweet!

J) Jim : Hey i heard you got to level 33 the other day
Fred: yea pretty tough!
Jim : Suck mah balls.
Suck mah balls by Wasted256 May 14, 2006
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suck mah balls 

Catch phrase of many 'za eaters and dew slammers!
James - "Yo i saw hatebreed last night they were sooo extreme, made me want to slam a dew!"
Cori - "SUCK MAH BALLS"
suck mah balls by HB March 9, 2003

suckmahballs 

Jessica: hey
Kyle from 3 states over: suckmahballs
Jessica: how are you in my hous-
suckmahballs by SuccMahBulls September 4, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026