ass hound 

Someone who would prefer to chase hairy man ass than any other. Also can refer to someone who constantly makes a complete drunk disgrace of himself such as JZ. In both instances, the image of a dumbass dog, i.e. hound, sniffing his own shit and licking his own balls comes to mind.

As per every Saturday night, JZ's usual yelling and drunken nuisance left no doubt to the fact that he is an ass hound.

ass hound by Craig Rafa May 14, 2006

houdini ass 

When you lay down you give the illusion of having an ass but the moment you stand up it disappears

Mike: Damn Michelle's ass is thick AF!
Tony: Was she lying down?
Mike: Yeah why?
Tony: Man she has a Houdini ass so don't get your hopes up

houdini ass by Tricktionary January 14, 2017

asshound 

Dude who persistently pursues anal sex and generally loves asses. Including female ones.

Girl: You are such an asshound. We just did it that way on Tuesday.
Boy: So? Last I checked I didn't break it. Why can't I play with it again? I'll play nice. I promise.

asshound by bumdarts November 17, 2011