Relatively new vulgar slang describing the unattainable object of a man's (or woman's) affection. Can be a specific person, type of person, or fantasy.
Essentially, masturbation fodder you're never going to bed.
Derived from the supposed similarity in appearance between semen or female sexual fluid and vanilla yogurt.
"I merely insulted your yogurt cup! I don't find Jessica Simpson attractive, that's all!"
Sticking your tongue into someone's ear and feverishly licking inside like how a dog would.
–Zarathoostrian 136 points 19 hours ago
A guy in Cambodia stuck his tongue in my ear and licked it out like it was a yoghurt cup 😐 it was an absolute shock and I don't know how to describe it but it was definitely a good feeling.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.