Paverize

To become very drunk.
-I got so paverized last night I was belligerent with my best friend but at the time thought I was yelling at someone else.
-I got paverized and drove my car into a tree last night.
-He was so paverized he drowned in a hot tub?
by Aimery F May 23, 2006
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Night Paver

A promiscuous person who spends his or her evenings getting laid by various partners.
That guy has bedded more stray bitches than the Humane society, he's a total night paver.
by troutfarm August 20, 2008
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Laying pavers

Putting in effort with a girl, with the goal to hook up with her.
"Where's Jesse?"
"He's over there laying pavers on that bird"
"Nice, he"ll be on that tonight"
by henry doobington October 27, 2015
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road paver

when a guy shits on a girl and spreads it with his ass
i've gave that girl the road paver last week
by roadpaver December 17, 2006
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Alabama Face Paver

The act of shitting on a sleeping persons face then rolling it smooth with a rolling pin. The result of this is a crusty poo poo face in the morning, resembling a newly paved road.
Matt did an AFP on Jon's face during the sleep over.

AFP= Alabama Face Paver
by Matt Zeletes July 24, 2011
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West Virginia paver

Did you see the ass on that guy! He must be a West Virginia paver!
by Galon August 17, 2018
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Paver

Paver Donut (Pastry):

A donut with a hole in it is called a paver or ring donut. It is nicknamed a paver because it looks like a concrete paver donut which, protects sprinkler heads from movers, edgers or vehicular damage.

A "paver" is made from dough, usually fried, and can be glazed or decorated.
A paver donut is of the edible variety that can be bought from a donut (or doughnut) store or grocer.

The ring (hole) is cut out to allow for proper cooking so that an even temperature is achieved. Kind of in the same way that bagels are also made with holes except the way in which the holes are made.

A paver is usually referring to a glazed donut but, it doesn't have to be glazed. It's just the most common.
Pavers is plural for multiple donuts of this variety.
Examples:

"Let's stop by the Kalache shop and pick up two dozen pavers for the crew".

"I'll take 2 pavers and a dozen donut holes".

"Are you gonna eat that paver"?

"Let's hit up the sugar shack for some pavers".
by Loulou2u2 May 22, 2025
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