To become very drunk.
-I got so paverized last night I was belligerent with my best friend but at the time thought I was yelling at someone else.
-I got paverized and drove my car into a tree last night.
-He was so paverized he drowned in a hot tub?
-I got paverized and drove my car into a tree last night.
-He was so paverized he drowned in a hot tub?
by Aimery F May 23, 2006

by troutfarm August 20, 2008

by henry doobington October 27, 2015

by roadpaver December 17, 2006

The act of shitting on a sleeping persons face then rolling it smooth with a rolling pin. The result of this is a crusty poo poo face in the morning, resembling a newly paved road.
by Matt Zeletes July 24, 2011

by Galon August 17, 2018

Paver Donut (Pastry):
A donut with a hole in it is called a paver or ring donut. It is nicknamed a paver because it looks like a concrete paver donut which, protects sprinkler heads from movers, edgers or vehicular damage.
A "paver" is made from dough, usually fried, and can be glazed or decorated.
A paver donut is of the edible variety that can be bought from a donut (or doughnut) store or grocer.
The ring (hole) is cut out to allow for proper cooking so that an even temperature is achieved. Kind of in the same way that bagels are also made with holes except the way in which the holes are made.
A paver is usually referring to a glazed donut but, it doesn't have to be glazed. It's just the most common.
Pavers is plural for multiple donuts of this variety.
A donut with a hole in it is called a paver or ring donut. It is nicknamed a paver because it looks like a concrete paver donut which, protects sprinkler heads from movers, edgers or vehicular damage.
A "paver" is made from dough, usually fried, and can be glazed or decorated.
A paver donut is of the edible variety that can be bought from a donut (or doughnut) store or grocer.
The ring (hole) is cut out to allow for proper cooking so that an even temperature is achieved. Kind of in the same way that bagels are also made with holes except the way in which the holes are made.
A paver is usually referring to a glazed donut but, it doesn't have to be glazed. It's just the most common.
Pavers is plural for multiple donuts of this variety.
Examples:
"Let's stop by the Kalache shop and pick up two dozen pavers for the crew".
"I'll take 2 pavers and a dozen donut holes".
"Are you gonna eat that paver"?
"Let's hit up the sugar shack for some pavers".
"Let's stop by the Kalache shop and pick up two dozen pavers for the crew".
"I'll take 2 pavers and a dozen donut holes".
"Are you gonna eat that paver"?
"Let's hit up the sugar shack for some pavers".
by Loulou2u2 May 22, 2025
