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Whole Paycheck 

What you use to pay for your groceries at Whole Foods
Bob: "Where did you shop for groceries this week?"

Melissa: "I went to Whole Paycheck."
Whole Paycheck by iimurph March 22, 2009

Whole Paycheck 

Simply another name for the super market Whole Foods. This play on words makes light of the very high prices of their inventory.
After shopping at Whole Foods, looking at his receipt Joe realized that his whole pay check was now gone. "Whole Foods?!! More like Whole Paycheck you skinny mother fuckers!!!" It was items like the 15 dollar maple syrup that drove the bill up.
Whole Paycheck by sourdeez May 26, 2009

Whole Paycheck 

Just another way of saying "Whole Foods"
Have you tried the new flavored cottage cheese cups? You can find them at Whole Paycheck.

or

"Whole Paycheck" has the greatest selection of gluten-free products!
Whole Paycheck by Jeffrey Jacobs January 28, 2009

whole paycheck 

A nickname for Whole Foods Market, the now-famous purveyor of (rather high-priced) organic and fresh foods and sundries.
i'm headed to Whole Paycheck to pick up a dozen organic, cage-free, range-free, vegetarian-fed eggs and some sustainably farmed, sprouted quinoa; good thing i just completed that second mortgage.
whole paycheck by Lfrey May 6, 2006
Word of the Day on September 24, 2007

whole paycheck 

Likewise, in every supermarket in Canada, cuts of beef suitable for roast beef are terribly expensive. I go to the supermarket and look in the meat section for something I can afford. If my eyes stray onto the price tag of a roast of beef, what pops into my mind is the bit about the second mortgage!

PS It's "free-range" not "range-free."
I wish I could afford a roast of beef, but I've already spent the whole paycheck/second mortgage.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026