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emo muffin 

The best fuckin' muffin in the whole wide world. He may be a little wet from tears, but he is still coo'
He likes when people eat him and they are crying.
he loves emo people. That's why he is called emo muffin.
his sister died in a fire (oven) and he has been really emo ever since that terrible day. He knows how to make you emo, and he will always be stomach to remind you that eating causes you to get fat, and fat people don't make it in life. SO DON'T EAT EMO MUFFIN, or you WILL regret it the rest of your life. :'(
Person A: "There's that emo muffin. He looks so sad. Lets go eat him, and see what happens"
Emo Muffin: "if you eat me, i WILL make you go Anorexic or bulemic; nigguhs!" :)
Person B: "Ohhh no, lets go. That emo muffin is crazay!"

Emo_Muffin 

totally awesome and inherently gifted in many fields.
emo muffin's exhibit an acute tendency to hotness, awesomeness, and overall ridiculously-coolness. :]
Guy:Damn that girl is such an Emo_muffin!
Girlfriend: Shit! Another one for that emo_muffin ! Wish I was Emo_muffin...
Emo_Muffin by Arian :]]] August 15, 2007
Related Words
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026