When a person, being without clothes, physically tackles another person in the presence of others with the purpose of publically humiliating them. Also known as a "naked tackle." Perfected by Jewel.
"If you don't shut the hell up, I swear I will naked attack you!"
by DarkRob2000 April 4, 2006
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When a person, being without clothes, physically tackles another person in the presence of others with the purpose of publically humiliating them.
Did you see Matt this weekend? Bryce wasn't looking and Matt totally naked attacked him in front of everybody!
by DarkRob2000 April 5, 2006
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To get naked at lightning speed without being asked, in order to escape from a sentimental situation with a date/partner and to encourage the date/partner to have sex instead.
Tommy performed a successful naked lightning attack on S. as she was crying.

Tommy scored with a NLA.
by S.13 July 22, 2022
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Surprisingly and unexpectedly strip flash naked when the date is going through an emotional moment and is looking for cuddling and comfort instead of sex. The surprise effect either makes the other person smile unexpectedly or confuses her completely. In both cases, sex is very likely to happen after all.
Tommy scored with a naked lightning attack

Just when S. was getting emotional, Tommy put down a naked lightning attack and had sex with her

Tommy's naked lightning attack blew S. away
by S.13 July 27, 2022
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