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The act of gargling a limp penis, or penis-like object. Often used out of literal context when a person is forcibly or quickly shoving something down their throat.
It only cost me $50 to have her chorkle me.

Wow Susan you are really chorkling down that sausage.

Those hot dogs look good enough to chorkle.
Chorkle by DeadlyDL April 22, 2011
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A sardonic and sarcastic chuckle in response to a statement made by someone else. Usually slightly negative and dismissive.

Used in text-based conversation ONLY - Not verbalized. If verbalized, sounds like a "heh" or a "har".
chorkle by fire and rain September 30, 2003

chortled 

I just chortled a little, in my pants.
chortled by chortler February 12, 2010
The mood you get in when you want to go crazy and aggressively hump something or someone.
Boy: I can’t wait to go say hi to our dog, Porkchop!
Mom: No! Don’t go! He’s all chorked up.
Chorked by Meatballlover32 August 23, 2021
The act of choking, laughing, and crying at the same time.
Friend: If you make a funny face I might chorkle
You: The hell does that mean?
Chorkle by timmywastaken March 20, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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