godspam

An often ficticious narrative, message, or news story containing a religious message that is spread all over the Internet chiefly throught the use of email.

That stupid godspam comparing the ACLU to the Taliban pisses me off to no end!

godspam by JonathanChance June 28, 2003

godsammit

when your friend Sam does something bad and you want to say goddammit but you say this instead.

Godsammit Sam you fell down the stairs AGAIN!

godsammit by samjl99 April 2, 2017

godseam 

The line on the area between the sac and the crack. (the seam where adam was joined - possibly for stuffing purposes)

My godseam is sweaty

godseam by tcole October 9, 2007

God-spam 

Can take the form of 'inspirational' posts on social media or pamphlets left in a laundromat, a bus/stop, or on a door knob. Always is a nuisance, and always describes God's conditional love for otherwise worthless creations of his own likeness.

I was waiting on the bus and there was god-spam all over the place from the jehova's witness.
I hate Sundays on facebook, my family god-spams everything.

God-spam by yaboytofu July 12, 2016

GodSpammer 

When a commentor or bot in comments section tries to use massive blocks of bible quotes to harass others or validate ignorance and hate

OP Comment: Everyone deserves to be treated with respect and dignity
GodSpammer: i DoNt WaNt To Be NiCe CaUse GAWD sAyS i CaN bE sH*TtY aNd IgNoRaNt AnD mY MoMmY sAiD iM sPeCiAl!!!!!!!!!
OP: What a GodSpammer 🙄

GodSpammer by Geriitis May 23, 2022

gotspamit 

God damn it, my inbox is full of spam!

Gotspamit, there's nothing here worth reading!

gotspamit by Downstrike May 28, 2004