ambigude

N: 1. One who through artifice or nature, intentionally or unintentionally, leaves his or her sexual orientation to the imagination.

N: 2. One who is attactive to members of both sexes, who knowingly or unknowingly encourages such an attraction, and whose sexual orientation is frustratingly ambiguous.

Note: Not to be confused with androgynous

Person 1: Jonas is such an ambigude.
Person 2: I know! How can a man know if he's got a chance?

ambigude by Eileigh April 6, 2006

ambiguese 

the non-commital speak a person uses when cornered into making plans, but they want to keep their options open.

Not quite saying yes or no to an invitation.

girl 1 to her friend: "I saw you talking to Jason over there, are you guys gonna go out?"

girl 2: "I'm not sure, I asked him to do something this weekend, and he didn't say yes or no. He was speaking ambiguese."

ambiguese by speedy_marie March 28, 2009

ambigusexual 

ambigusexual. am-big-yoo-sek-shoo-uhl or, especially Brit., -seks-yoo-

-adjective. Of, pertaining to, or exhibiting actions of sexual behavior that are in contrary with each other.

-noun. An ambigusexual person.

Paul: "Did you hear? Clifton just got thrown outta the 'World's Friendliest Karaoke Bar' in Seattle! On New Year's Eve Eve... even!"

Terry: "That's no surprise. That establishment holds in the deepest respects toward heterosexuals, bisexuals, transvestites, and hermaphrodites... But when it comes down to brass taxes; they hold a 'no tolerance policy' for ambigusexuals. It's established so that the regulars won't be left scratchin' their heads about a newcomer’s sexuality."

Paul: "Huh... it makes sense. But poor, poor Clifton, I'm fairly certain he was just trying to make some new friends. He sometimes tries too hard, and comes out overly enthusiastic. Did you know that he's actually straight?"

Terry: "Really?! That is surprising! I mean for a guy whose karaoke callsign is 'Marsha Marsha Marsha'!

Paul: "Yea... It's been that for years... It has somethin' to do with that show, 'Scrubs' and its Medical Doctor character, JD. It was given to him by a friend and he's been stuck with it ever since.
Strangely though, he treats it with a sense of sentimentality."

Terry: "Say no more! Message clearly received! 'Scrubs' is a great show! But poor, poor Clifton, what a confused soul he must be right now."

ambigusexual by YumiSpewns December 31, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016