A man who is so small you can just fold him up and put him in your pocket. Pocket men are usually 5'6 or smaller, thin build, and are taking over the world.
Melinda wanted to set me up with her friend Jack but I can't date a pocket man because he only comes up to my shoulder, just like Midget Mac on "I Love New York II."
by PezEmily January 2, 2008
Get the pocket manmug. A full grown adult man, of diminutive stature (not a dwarf) usually in good shape, sometime even handsome, but always too short for a tall girl. Ironically, they are attractive to taller women.
by Victoria B April 4, 2006
Get the Pocket-Manmug. Pockets on men’s jeans that can actually hold stuff, compared to women’s jean pockets which can’t ever fit an iPhone
by hihenryitsjosie May 20, 2019
Get the Man Pocketsmug. When a man puts something in his pocket for an extended period of time causing significant wear and tear to whatever it was.
Steve gave me his paycheck. The check had been man pocketted and I was ashamed to take the tattered thing to the bank.
by Liddy34 December 14, 2009
Get the man pockettedmug. by BlackHelmetMan July 25, 2012
Get the Man Pocketmug. A bagel that has been micro-waved for 30 seconds to soften that is then placed between two sofa cushions and then gets fucked by a guy (Add cream cheese for extra enjoyment!)
by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007
Get the Poor Man’s Pocket Pussymug. The nickname given to the Malaysian Cycling Athlete, Azizulhasni Awang for his achievements in the world level keirin championship ( Gold Medal World Championship, Hong Kong, 2017 / Silver Medal Summer Olympic, Tokyo, 2021 )
Commentator : HE HAS DONE IT. THE POCKET ROCKET MAN WHEELIE TO THE FINISH LINE TO CLAIMED THE WORLD'S KEIRIN TITLE!!!!
by hang gagah August 17, 2021
Get the The Pocket Rocket Manmug.