Oatmeal Man 

The guy on the oatmeal box, dressed as a Quaker. The real reason some kids hate oatmeal.

I'm so scared of the Oatmeal Man.

Oatmeal Man by Chuckie Finster January 27, 2004

Oatmeal Man 

An entrenched politician that serves the elite.

A term used by black poet Gil Scott-Heron in his work, "Pardon our Analysis."

Anytime you find someone in Congress for 25 years and no one has ever heard of im, you have, "Oatmeal Man."

Oatmeal Man by therevolutionwillnotbetelevised October 18, 2006

Oatmeal Man 

Someone who has skin that has the consistency of oatmeal. See also Charlie and day-old oatmeal.

Charlie is the Oatmeal Man.

Oatmeal Man by My Hibachi April 18, 2006

Oatmeal Maneuver 

When you drift into a powerslide within Gran Turismo 3 A-Spec on the Playstation 2 and don't know the name of the action, so you name it after a grain.

Paul: Woah! How'd you get around my car? I've been in first the entire!
Rudd: I don't know... I guess I used the Oatmeal Maneuver.

Oatmeal Maneuver by SWNeph September 17, 2020