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Also-Oatmeal Child, Soatsy Mcclure
Someone who lacks the mental capacity to chew and swallow anything with more substance than oatmeal. See retard. Often times, the Kid will lack all common sense, and joins the Air Force.
Oh man! Do you see that oatmeal kid trying to play ping-pong?! What a joke!
by Dantron June 21, 2005
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one who's physical appearance may be hot, but is actually boring as all hell and nobody really likes them. Even if they may be good for your heart but dear god at what cost??
Yeah, I would have gone out with him, but under that hunkieness he's just another oatmeal kid.
by I want to actually die April 03, 2017
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