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feed the pony 

The act of rubbing the vaginal area with a slightly cupped hand, the same hand position as used to feed a horse a sugar cube for instance.
OMIGOD! i was just in the bakery and Billy Miggins and Julie Mc Scrooly were. . . well let's just say he was feeding the pony. And the pony was chewing. it was fucking biting back. Arrrrrgh man that's one fucking dangerous pony.
feed the pony by Ricey December 18, 2002
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feed the pony by Chopster December 14, 2002

feed the pony 

A technique used when someone passes out out from excessive alcohol consumption and requires reviving.

Feeding the pony, involves placing your cocaine laced hand under the subjects mouth, while he licks it in his slumbered state.
Hey Swiss Chris! Martins passed out again, time to feed the pony...
feed the pony by uliusB July 19, 2007

Feed the Pony 

An act of bagging a hot girl on a night out, only then sober up whilst with her and reject her to her face.
This is achieved by mocking her to her face, feigning to give her some sugar cubes and asking to "feed the pony".
James: "This girl I've been snogging looks like a fucking 'orse"
James: "Heer y'are girl, feed the pony"
Feed the Pony by Alee-star August 30, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026