Acronym for "don't kill me". Often used when somebody says something that somebody else finds really funny, alluding to them 'dying' of laughter.
Sometimes used sarcastically.
Sometimes used sarcastically.
Genuine:
Guy 1: "Dude my mom's so technologically impaired that if you gave her a baseball bat and told her to ruin my computer, she would beat the keyboard to death."
Guy 2: "HAHAHAHA dkm"
Sarcastic:
Guy 1: "Dude, that new technoeurosailorscenecore band from Woodbridge is the shit! They're such excellent musicians!"
Guy 2: "Yeah o.k. LOL dkm"
Guy 1: "Dude my mom's so technologically impaired that if you gave her a baseball bat and told her to ruin my computer, she would beat the keyboard to death."
Guy 2: "HAHAHAHA dkm"
Sarcastic:
Guy 1: "Dude, that new technoeurosailorscenecore band from Woodbridge is the shit! They're such excellent musicians!"
Guy 2: "Yeah o.k. LOL dkm"
by Nex_Appositus November 17, 2010
Get the dkmmug. 
by God's gift to humanity. April 07, 2009
Get the DKMmug. DKM is Shite
by BASLover6969 June 24, 2003
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