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dkm
Acronym for "don't kill me". Often used when somebody says something that somebody else finds really funny, alluding to them 'dying' of laughter.

Sometimes used sarcastically.
Genuine:

Guy 1: "Dude my mom's so technologically impaired that if you gave her a baseball bat and told her to ruin my computer, she would beat the keyboard to death."

Guy 2: "HAHAHAHA dkm"

Sarcastic:

Guy 1: "Dude, that new technoeurosailorscenecore band from Woodbridge is the shit! They're such excellent musicians!"

Guy 2: "Yeah o.k. LOL dkm"
by Nex_Appositus November 14, 2010