Definitions by Nex_Appositus
dkm
Acronym for "don't kill me". Often used when somebody says something that somebody else finds really funny, alluding to them 'dying' of laughter.
Sometimes used sarcastically.
Sometimes used sarcastically.
Genuine:
Guy 1: "Dude my mom's so technologically impaired that if you gave her a baseball bat and told her to ruin my computer, she would beat the keyboard to death."
Guy 2: "HAHAHAHA dkm"
Sarcastic:
Guy 1: "Dude, that new technoeurosailorscenecore band from Woodbridge is the shit! They're such excellent musicians!"
Guy 2: "Yeah o.k. LOL dkm"
Guy 1: "Dude my mom's so technologically impaired that if you gave her a baseball bat and told her to ruin my computer, she would beat the keyboard to death."
Guy 2: "HAHAHAHA dkm"
Sarcastic:
Guy 1: "Dude, that new technoeurosailorscenecore band from Woodbridge is the shit! They're such excellent musicians!"
Guy 2: "Yeah o.k. LOL dkm"
dkm by Nex_Appositus November 17, 2010