farticus Share definition Flag One who farts in a spartan manner. One who farts frequently and shows a cavalier attitude about it. A coneseur of rectal wind. after ripping a huge fart, Simon exclaimed " I AM FARTICUS" farticus by Mattsolit April 10, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the farticus mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch