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Failmonkey 

Someone who is a failure, an idiot, moron, or dumbass.
Wow, he just drove right into that stop sign. What a failmonkey.
Failmonkey by Mellrocks November 1, 2012

facemonkey 

Look at that facemonkey on that monkey!
facemonkey by Ashabeth October 30, 2008

facemonkey 

The act of having a monkey hugging your face.
You've got a facemonkey!
facemonkey by Coolio ;] December 17, 2008

sonbitch pilemonkeynuts 

a person who is annoying the shit outta you.
If them sonbitch pilemonkeynuts cheerleaders dont shut up, ima bust a cap in they ass.

fiddlemonkey 

When someone screws something up, they can be labeled as a fiddlemonkey.
-Hey, I'm sorry I didn't come to the game.
-Damn right you are, you bad ass fiddlemonkey!
fiddlemonkey by Flavameister January 24, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026