By definition, a liberal is, and always will be, a hypocrite. Liberals are the very basis of sin, and I hope that someday, we can all be free of their wining and crying.
(In a house, there is random crying and noise)
Tom: Mary, get the baby to shut up!
Mary: Sorry, honey, a liberal just showed up at the door.
Tom: Mary, get the baby to shut up!
Mary: Sorry, honey, a liberal just showed up at the door.
by IRobot7474 March 25, 2007
Somehow very misconstrued in the American politic system because liberalism at least in the original sense despised government intervention (aka handouts) and various other modern day tenets of liberalism in the US. They believe in individual freedoms, laisse-faire economics, property rights, and limited government. The closest to true liberalism that you will get in the US is probably liberatiarinism but there are still some differences there.
by P. Kaltenbach December 23, 2007
A member of the extreme left side of the political spectrum, who will verbally assault any person of differing opinion on any matter under the pretense that they are closed-minded because they don't agree.
One who likes to complain about the state of the nation when a Republican president is in office, because any choice they make will undoubtedly be morally wrong.
One who likes to complain about the state of the nation when a Republican president is in office, because any choice they make will undoubtedly be morally wrong.
Liberal 1:
What the fuck man, why didn't the government stop that bombing? Fucking assholes aren't even trying to protect this nation!!
Liberal 2:
What the fuck man, our government is MURDERING innocent terrorists, and our troops are DYING! Why doesn't that nazi president just leave them alone? It's not like they'll try to murder innocent civilians whenever they get the chance or anything.
Liberal 3(engaged in rioting):
STOP TRYING TO TAKE OUR RIGHTS AWAY YOU BASTARDS!!! *throws large rocks at riot police* *riot police respond with tear gas* YOU NAZI ASSHOLES YOU WILL NEVER SILENCE OUR MESSAGE!! *throws molotov cocktail* *riot police beat the fuck out of aggressor* WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE 1ST AMMENDMENT??? THIS GOVERNMENT IS SO CORRUPT!!!!!
What the fuck man, why didn't the government stop that bombing? Fucking assholes aren't even trying to protect this nation!!
Liberal 2:
What the fuck man, our government is MURDERING innocent terrorists, and our troops are DYING! Why doesn't that nazi president just leave them alone? It's not like they'll try to murder innocent civilians whenever they get the chance or anything.
Liberal 3(engaged in rioting):
STOP TRYING TO TAKE OUR RIGHTS AWAY YOU BASTARDS!!! *throws large rocks at riot police* *riot police respond with tear gas* YOU NAZI ASSHOLES YOU WILL NEVER SILENCE OUR MESSAGE!! *throws molotov cocktail* *riot police beat the fuck out of aggressor* WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE 1ST AMMENDMENT??? THIS GOVERNMENT IS SO CORRUPT!!!!!
by IEATLIVEPUPPIES April 21, 2005
by Ali G in da house March 18, 2007
1. A self loathing person who hates everything that's part of him. He hates his family, religion, country, Capitalism, and individual freedoms.
2. Suffers from the grass is always greener on the other side complex.
3. Person who supports free speech as long as you agree with it. Supports censorship of those he feels are intolerant.
4. Person who thinks taxes are the greatest thing since the invention of Communism.
5. Lover of deviant lifestyles which have no moral boundaries. Thinks marriage should be anything we want it to be whether someone wants to marry 1 person, 4 people, or marry a donkey.
6. Person who is childish and throws a hissy fit, threatening to move to Canada because the elected president isn't a Democrat.
7. Person who threatens to move to Canada but unfortunately never leaves.
2. Suffers from the grass is always greener on the other side complex.
3. Person who supports free speech as long as you agree with it. Supports censorship of those he feels are intolerant.
4. Person who thinks taxes are the greatest thing since the invention of Communism.
5. Lover of deviant lifestyles which have no moral boundaries. Thinks marriage should be anything we want it to be whether someone wants to marry 1 person, 4 people, or marry a donkey.
6. Person who is childish and throws a hissy fit, threatening to move to Canada because the elected president isn't a Democrat.
7. Person who threatens to move to Canada but unfortunately never leaves.
3. I'm a liberal and you should be tolerant of all my viewpoints.
Other person: Well, I have to disagree with you Mr. Liberal on some issues because of my religious views.
Mr. Liberal: How dare you even mention religion, as a liberal I find your beliefs intolerant of mine.
Other person: Well, I have to disagree with you Mr. Liberal on some issues because of my religious views.
Mr. Liberal: How dare you even mention religion, as a liberal I find your beliefs intolerant of mine.
by ChrisChris April 27, 2005
A politician who promises entitlements to certain groups in order to buy their votes. Note that the politician therefore wants those groups to remain static, so he can promise more entitlements and get more votes.
A liberal has no desire to see black, Mexican, or poofter populations leave their ghettos, barrios, or prance halls and blend in with the rest of society. If they did that, there would be no easy block of votes.
Liberals have no desire to see blacks or Mexicans get good paying jobs. With a good job comes the liberal's enormous burden of taxes, which soon wipe out your entitlements.
In short, a liberal is most interested in preserving the status quo, by keeping black folk down on de ol plantation.
A liberal has no desire to see black, Mexican, or poofter populations leave their ghettos, barrios, or prance halls and blend in with the rest of society. If they did that, there would be no easy block of votes.
Liberals have no desire to see blacks or Mexicans get good paying jobs. With a good job comes the liberal's enormous burden of taxes, which soon wipe out your entitlements.
In short, a liberal is most interested in preserving the status quo, by keeping black folk down on de ol plantation.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005
THE ONLY NON-BIASED DEFINITION OF THIS WORD ON THIS SITE:
an individual who is open minded and is okay with social/political change.
an individual who is open minded and is okay with social/political change.
Person 1: Hey, conservative or liberal?
Person 2: I guess I'd consider myself more of a liberal than a conservative.
Person 2: I guess I'd consider myself more of a liberal than a conservative.
by pseudonymoususername November 24, 2019