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conufoola 

noun= several species of small furry animals in a cave pulsing to a light.

verb= to join the several species of small furry animals in a cave pulsing to a light

adj= to be like several species of small furry animals in a cave pulsing to a light
noun= While ambling through the woods, I came upon a rare conufoola eating beef stew.

verb= When Ted found out he was schizophrenic, he later ran from his mentlal hosptial and conufooled with some hippo-birds.

adj= When he made the conufoola remark of "Be-bop ba bunk", I rolled my eyes and blacked out.

Warning: not responsible for attack by conufoolas, you must always wear protection when in one, because the fires they dance around can be very warm and invisible.

ALSO NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LOSS OF EMO (be like Coono, the founder of conufoola's world wide. He enjoys playing with 4 year old Conoo's, and small talk about pecan pie. He had a dream when younger, to become a scriptwriter in Conufooland, but pursued a path of righteousness of the Conu people. Everyone hated him , and he went and lived in some guys facial hair.

many thanks to PINK FLOYD
conufoola by Goobie Halloran February 4, 2006
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confoolish

Someone who is confused and foolish at the same time.
My neighbor is always so confoolish!!
confoolish by HYFRGBCFOTLMHMH4LYFE November 25, 2016
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confoolery 

Unexplainable bullshit
The lies he tried to tell me was confoolery.
confoolery by Ladii Gee April 20, 2018
Using superior male intellect against women to put them in a state of confusion, and make them look foolish.
Ben Affleck: Ashley, I would never fight you, i'd use my intellect to confool you.

Ashley: Whhhaaaaa??
Confool by Jinger-mann November 30, 2010

conqoola 

An offensive word that carries the same meaning as “faggot.” Often exclaimed in a Spanish accent.
You fucking conqoola, you got us killed!
conqoola by Zrteh April 29, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026