brownberry

brownberry (v) – to send a message, via Blackberry wireless device, from the crapper. A practice highly frowned upon in civilized societies.

(v) Wasn't Fred in the bathroom? He must have brownberried me.

(n) I just came from the bathroom, and someone in the stall was sending a brownberry.

by Sid Nation February 11, 2006

brownberry

When one shits and poop sticks to their ass hairs, ultimately growing some brownberries.

Person 1: Fuuuuck, I pulled down my pants and found a ripe brownberry in my boxers.
Person 2: Dude be more thorough when you wipe.

by Cingo October 31, 2019

brownberry

The name for a Blackberry that has been dropped into a toilet. Ultimately the fate of all Blackberry hand-held devices, as more and more people will not stfu in the loo.

(Scene: Corporate Bathroom)
Boss: This is the last time, Ed. You hear me? I'm gonna march down there and --
::Plop::
Employee: DAMNIT!
Adjacent stall: Serves you right. Now fish out your Brownberry and let me squeeze this out in peace. Damn.

by JulienD July 20, 2008

Brownberrying

Using your Blackberry while sitting on the toilet.

"Hey what's that beeping noise, dude? What you doing in there?"

"It's cool man...I'm dropping a load and sending a text to Stacey. I'm Brownberrying!

by Black@Heart November 17, 2009

Brownberry

Those whop use their Blackberry handheld email devices while on the toilet at work. Indicative of an age where you cant even have a S**t in peace.

I was just in the loo and the guy in the loo next to me was sending Brownberrys.

by AntonyBaker December 21, 2004

Brownberry Salad

When someone tosses a salad despite obvious dingle-berries present.

Jeff told Abel about the delicious brownberry salad he ate last night.

by TESTIKAHN December 18, 2012

Brownberries

The little pieces of shit and paper that get stuck in the hairs of your asshole.

Roger just got done taking a crap: it looks like he has some brownberries stuck on his ass crack. Can't wait to have my tasty little snack as soon as he's out of the toilet.

by babaluga November 5, 2023