A tourist trap city in the south of england wiltshire, with a massive leutering youth proble, more secondary schools than there are shops and a new look that will always be remebered as woolworths to the people who live there. It has a social system complicated enough to fool the CIA, consisting of packs of quite simply bored teenagers roaming the streets and gardens of the area every saturday.
It is famous for its cathedral and its location near to old sarum and stone henge. In fact, at its bus station can often be seen hippies returning from pagon festivals. not to mension flocks of angry school kids and stoners who have been out all hours trying to return home.
It is famous for its cathedral and its location near to old sarum and stone henge. In fact, at its bus station can often be seen hippies returning from pagon festivals. not to mension flocks of angry school kids and stoners who have been out all hours trying to return home.
by she wears a bow February 27, 2011
im 13, pregnant with my 3rd kid 2 a different father, and have an dope plant growing in my backyard. i must be from salisbury
by chickybabe January 30, 2006
by Noble Xenon Crowner May 13, 2007
Refers to a picture text of a man's erect genital organ. Balls, inner thighs, and/or knifken shots are not included in a true Salisbury-it is only shaft. A very diverse manuever, the Salisbury can be used in a sexual, comical, or creepy manner. Derived from former ESPN football Analyst Sean Salisbury-who was fired from the Network for participating in this phenomenal practice.
Brenda: So Brian just sent me a Salisbury, and let me say, it was so hot.
Joey: I Salisburied that bitch last night, her inbox was blown up with pics of my shaft.
Kim: OMG, so my mom was looking at my phone right as Bobby sends me a Salisbury. Talk about awkward city.
Paula: All Todd does is send me Salisburies. EW.
Joey: I Salisburied that bitch last night, her inbox was blown up with pics of my shaft.
Kim: OMG, so my mom was looking at my phone right as Bobby sends me a Salisbury. Talk about awkward city.
Paula: All Todd does is send me Salisburies. EW.
by MitchCumstein89 June 7, 2009
A town in Wiltshire where everyone is a fucking chav. It is home of South Wilts School for Girls (the lesbian grammar school) and WSE (the roadman school). If you attend either of these schools.....YOU'RE A NONCE. Salisury also has a maccies where roadmen, chavs, gypsys AND grammar school kids are often found on the loose.
There are other schools such as St Joes where you have fat asians and skinny gingers. Theres Bishops Wordsworth Grammar as well which is just privileged sex offenders. If you are lucky you may find a depressed South Wilts girl walking around the close because they have been nonced up by another teacher. Sometimes you may spot a shit ton of year 7s and 8s in lizzies high of poundland sweets.
There are other schools such as St Joes where you have fat asians and skinny gingers. Theres Bishops Wordsworth Grammar as well which is just privileged sex offenders. If you are lucky you may find a depressed South Wilts girl walking around the close because they have been nonced up by another teacher. Sometimes you may spot a shit ton of year 7s and 8s in lizzies high of poundland sweets.
by getsheft6789 August 8, 2019
Refers to a picture text of a man's erect genital organ. Balls, inner thighs, and/or knifken shots are not included in a true Salisbury-it is only shaft. A very diverse manuever, the Salisbury can be used in a sexual, comical, or creepy manner. Derived from former ESPN football Analyst Sean Salisbury-who was fired from the Network for participating in this phenomenal practice.
Brenda: So Brian just sent me a Salisbury, and let me say, it was so hot.
Joey: I Salisburied that bitch last night, her inbox was blown up with pics of my shaft.
Kim: OMG, Bobby is so annoying, all he sends me nowadays is Salisburies.
Joey: I Salisburied that bitch last night, her inbox was blown up with pics of my shaft.
Kim: OMG, Bobby is so annoying, all he sends me nowadays is Salisburies.
by MitchCumstein89 June 7, 2009
Salisbury
A small Sub-Urban, generally white, middle-class, beach town. Located in Northern Massachusetts. This small quiet community however has 2 or 3 stop lights total. Also for some strange unknown reason 98% of all Salisbury youth, honestly believe that they live in a rough, drugged out "ghetto" with multiple gangs, and an extreme crime rate. Unfortunately these "Salisbury Wiggers" make up 1/3 of the student population at Triton High School, which is located in Byfield Massachusetts. Making it IMPOSSIBLE to walk in the hallway without hearing the voices of extremely white and average kids "AYO KID YOU GUDDA CIGG?" or "YO IMMA BANG YOU OUT KID IN DA BEEF" Or another common one is "KIDD YOU TALKIN MAD SHIT KID?!?!"
Salisbury kids usually tend to dress in :
Ecko/ G-Unit Jeans
Some sort of Flat-Brimmed-Hat
A basketball Jersey, usually 27 Sizes too big
Basketball shoes, usually Air Jordan
Large Silver/ Large Gold Jewelery
And to top it all off. a Stenciled Hair cut or "Line-Up"
Salisbury in general is a very very unfortunate white, middle class, sub-urban, beach town.
A small Sub-Urban, generally white, middle-class, beach town. Located in Northern Massachusetts. This small quiet community however has 2 or 3 stop lights total. Also for some strange unknown reason 98% of all Salisbury youth, honestly believe that they live in a rough, drugged out "ghetto" with multiple gangs, and an extreme crime rate. Unfortunately these "Salisbury Wiggers" make up 1/3 of the student population at Triton High School, which is located in Byfield Massachusetts. Making it IMPOSSIBLE to walk in the hallway without hearing the voices of extremely white and average kids "AYO KID YOU GUDDA CIGG?" or "YO IMMA BANG YOU OUT KID IN DA BEEF" Or another common one is "KIDD YOU TALKIN MAD SHIT KID?!?!"
Salisbury kids usually tend to dress in :
Ecko/ G-Unit Jeans
Some sort of Flat-Brimmed-Hat
A basketball Jersey, usually 27 Sizes too big
Basketball shoes, usually Air Jordan
Large Silver/ Large Gold Jewelery
And to top it all off. a Stenciled Hair cut or "Line-Up"
Salisbury in general is a very very unfortunate white, middle class, sub-urban, beach town.
The town of Salisbury Massachusetts NEEDS to have the select few about 2% of "GOOD" people, removed, while the entire town of Salisbury is completely bombed, and re-built, for a new fresh start for the world.
by 319KillazIIIGHT May 7, 2010