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hagerman 

a word commonly used to refer to a poser or chump
Man, check out that hagerman in the speedo.
hagerman by LilBusta July 16, 2008

Brandon Hagerman 

A person that is loyal, loving, fun, and carefree.

A.K.A - Mr. Perfect
I wish my life emulated a "Brandon Hagerman"
Brandon Hagerman by ×Unknown March 1, 2023

Brock hagerman 

Biggest liar ever tells you he's turned in ur evidence\witness and dont sweet anything...then day of trail you find out he didn't do anything he said he did... What kinda attorney takes his client to trail with no evidence says noone.. but had glowing reviews from the jurors the F**k we're not in Hollywood buddy this is my life you pos. Don't worry we'll see what kinda reviews you get from the bar on ur performance our meeting was great you were great but I strongly disagree with you and you bombed my case on purpose and I'm gonna expose you
Oh your attorney didn't do a thing for you you must have got a Brock hagerman
Brock hagerman by pissedoffclient September 29, 2022

Hageman Dancer 

This is a dancing style that encompasses large usage of space and complete disregard for other neighbouring dancers. A Hageman dancer will often dance carelessly, using his/her elbows and continuously infringing upon the space of neighbouring dancers with complete disregard for their comfort or space.
"That kid keeps on hitting into me while dancing.. dude, he is such hageman dancer"
Hageman Dancer by giuseppino May 20, 2007
German surname meaning Keeper of the Hedges.
Used originally to portray family profession of gardening.
Hageman's are historically good gardners. Upon arriving to the United States they were farmers.
Hageman by lil Hageman February 24, 2009

Harriet Hageman

The female equivalent of chameleon-politician Lindsey Graham. A label for a female politician who operates like a modern-day Judas, by putting position or profit over principles or people—for example, she would call a corrupt presidential candidate racist and xenophobic, but when he later backed her against an opponent who is a critic of him, she would start perpetuating the lie that the ex-president didn’t get re-elected because the election was “rigged.”
Could a morally bankrupt Harriet Hageman function effectively or properly during her term in office, when those under her already have a low opinion of her due to her yo-yo ethical behaviors?
Harriet Hageman by MathPlus August 17, 2022