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Brokebacking 

Taking part in secret homosexual behavior as in reference to Brokeback Mountain.
Jamie: Hey Steve, you wanna go brokebacking this weekend?
Steve: Hellll ya! I've been waiting four years for this!

Sandy and Melissa go brokebacking every weekend, but their husbands haven't found out yet...

brownbacking

Screwing oneself with a personally influenced and recently enacted legal statute or executive order.
The Governor of Kansas was really brownbacking himself when he rescinded LGBT protections in the state.

brownbacking

(1) Fucking yourself with your own legislation.

(2) pulling out my poopy dick from banging my secret boyfriend as a straight married Christian governor of Kansas and slapping said poopy dick all over my boyfriends back because I'm too mad to admit im gay.

Sentence: "hey Rick Santorum," tony giggled mischievously, "wanna get into some brownbacking tonight after your wife and kids fall asleep?"
Sentence (1): I, Kansas governor Brownback, want to ban gay marriage unconstitutionally inviolation of federal law and instead follow the law of the bible, but dagdanbit, I done gone brownbacking myself by passing Amendment 1 "Sharia law" banning our state from following foreign law.

Sentence (2): "hey Rick Santorum," tony giggled mischievously, "wanna get into some brownbacking tonight after your wife and kids fall asleep?"
brownbacking by Chumbux February 11, 2015

Brownbacking

Fucking ones self with ones own statute. Named for Kansas Governor Sam Brownback who has stated that he believes homosexuality to be immoral as a violation of both Catholic doctrine and natural law.
Passing the "Sharia Law" amendment really ended up brownbacking Alabama when it comes tto gay marriage.
Brownbacking by arose1 February 11, 2015

brownbacking

When you make a statement that contradicts a previous statement
The republican party was Brownbacking when they supported the Jordanian king because they call Obama, in a derogatory way, king Obama and muslim
brownbacking by kinglaziness February 12, 2015

brokebackitis

A condition of emotional paralysis experienced in the days following one's viewing of "Brokeback Mountain."
Biff: "Ever since Jim saw 'Brokeback Mountain', he's been crying in his room and hanging his ex-boyfriend's shirt behind his closet door."

Doyle: "He must be suffering from brokebackitis."
brokebackitis by B July 28, 2008