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stink phone 

When you put your friends cell phone in your sweaty asscrack.Is closely related to the stink palm.The best way to do it is to rub their phone in your crack, tell them you are leaving,go somewhere where they cant see you but you can see them, and call them. It gets really good when you call them and tell them what you just did! The reaction and look on thier face---priceless. You might want to keep an eye on all of your belongings for awhile to make sure they dont try to get you back.
You should have seen the look on chris's face when I told him I gave him a stink Phone!
stink phone by choad666 January 22, 2006
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stinkphone 

Calling your work buddy who is in another office and farting in the phone as soon as he answers.
" Merlin gave Bearclaw the stinkphone 3 times when he was on duty the other day"
stinkphone by liverwurst36 June 1, 2009

stinkphone 

The result of putting the antenna of a cordless phone into one's anus, usually in an effort to plague the phone user with the constant scent of ass while on the phone, or worse the taste of ass if the user happens to be an antenna biter.
K-Vo was being a douche, so I gave him a stinkphone.
stinkphone by [Skut] November 19, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026